The Armed Republic of Kyr Witha is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 335 million Kyr Withans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kyr Withan economy, worth 16.7 trillion Shields a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,786 Shields, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyr Witha's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyr Witha is ranked 186,547^th in the world and 266^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.